Here are some of my favorite words:
Brang - As in; "I brang two bottles of wine."
Sprunt - I will sprint. She is sprinting. I sprunt.
Gove - The clown gove me a balloon.
Usposter - As in; "I'm usposter do the dishes."
Parn - As in: "I beg ya parn?"
Arks - Just ask a person who mispronounces "ask" how they manage to pronounce Mask or Task.
